wolfkitty42

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lynxgriffin

amett-orange asked:

Y'know I'm kind of actually curious as the what eldritch rouxls had to offer in his soul trade, I mean ralsei already has Kris's I'm just kinda wondering what other choices I have left for those who deal in soul trades, I'm sure rouxls isn't the worst one, but are there better?

lynxgriffin answered:

Probably not going to get better than Ralsei’s offer since he is demon royalty, and both the ability to command the beasts and promises of no permanent death are pretty good perks. However, the other demon-adjacent people wandering around the Dark World would have their own offers to make for a human soul…Tasque Manager would probably offer them immunity to physical harm from weapons, Clover would offer past and future sight, etc. Rouxl’s offer is basically knowing exactly where to go to get to the fountain. It’s a kinda useful offer in that Kris wouldn’t get lost, but leaves them screwed over in all other ways, and isn’t really worth their soul. So they at least ended up with Ralsei first!

lynxgriffin

blazingwarior26 asked:

I like to imagine that sans and Papyrus are the same people from Undertale and DR I'm Eldritchrune judt wearing human costumes.


So when Kris brings all the Eldritch beasts back to Hometown, they just nope out back to Undertale

lynxgriffin answered:

Oof that would be pretty bad if they nope on back to the universe where they’re stuck underground! Sans can’t catch a break!!

Although skeletons wearing human costumes sounds really freaky and unsettling, but when you think about it…aren’t we all actually just…skeletons in human costumes…

razorblade180
razorblade180

Furina:*emerges* Outlander, you stand before the court itself, Chief Justice, and the very ruler of this nation today. Do you have any final interesting words before your sentence is decided? (Time for the predictable pleas for help…)

Aether:*in chains*….I should’ve known the Hydro Archon’s beauty would be the only thing clearer than the crystal-like shine of this nation’s waters.

Furina:….

Aether:….

Yanfei:*clutching briefcase* Your grace, I am so sorry for my clients idiotic-

Furina:Parole.

Yanfei:What?

Neuvillette:What!?

Furina:You heard me. Just this once slap him on the wrist and give him parole. *red* No further discussions. *rips execution papers*

Aether and Yanfei:Thank you, your grace.

Neuvillette:(How dare these two think themselves above the court and it’s values!)

Aether and Yanfei:*trembling* (OH MY GOD, HOW DID THAT WORK!?)